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Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly

Posted on January 7th, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

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BEIJING — A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.

The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman — known by her chat moniker “Qunjiaofeiyang”, or “Flying Skirt” — using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.

The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.

EDITOR - Too bad there wasn’t a picture with the article.

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How To Cook An Alien

Posted on January 7th, 2007 by William.
Categories: Humor.

CLICK HERE for complete directions on the proper cooking of an alien.

This page covers a ton of information, but some of the highlights are:

The argument for eating Aliens

1. Aliens come here uninvited.
2. They ate Elvis.
3. They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
4. They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).
5. They are Kosher meat.
6. They taste good if prepared well.
7. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
8. Their meat is safer than British Beef.