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Sun Microsystems Server Joining Home Network

Posted on February 28th, 2007 by William.
Categories: Tech.

According to the UPS site, the newest server for my home network should be arriving today. It’s got dual processors, 2GB of ram, DVD drive, etc. The drives for it should be here Friday. I look forward to having a Solaris server as it’s one more step away from the evil Microsoft empire.

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Keep Track of Your Remotes, Not With Style.

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by William.
Categories: General, Humor, You can't make this up..

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I’m speechless on this one, but I’ll try anyway. This explains the difference between the American Inventors that work on the principles of comfort and convience vs say a German inventor that works on percision and actually making a better product.

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Words To Live By

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by William.
Categories: General, Tech.

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Gummi Bear Fantasies… part 2

Posted on February 21st, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

I’ve covered the Sexual Fanatasies of Gummy Bears before, but it seems that those little Gummy Bears have leaps the species barrier.

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Uncle Booger’s Bumper Dumper

Posted on February 20th, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

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Yep, ya just can’t make this stuff up. It would seem that Uncle Booger spent too much time in the deer woods when Mother Nature called. I’m was unable to find any attachements to hold your rifle as you did your business. Oh.. and a toilet paper holder would be a nice addition.

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Emotibud Earbud Set

Posted on February 19th, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

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Emoticons, the little smiley faces made from text characters, were created because when communicating only in text the facial information typically used in a conversation isn’t available. Well, now it seems that some people need help in the real world, as there are now Emotibuds that clip onto your iPod headphones and display the mood you’re in. I typically would just look at the person’s face instead of the headphones for the most up to date information on t hier moods.

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The Sexual Fantasies of Gummy Bears

Posted on February 18th, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

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Clearly, some people have more time on thier hands than others. Today’s example of this is Dr Nicola Doering’s work on The Sexual Fantasies of Gummy Bears. Dr Doering has done an in depth analysis on the topic.

Here’s the table of contents for you to sample:

1 Types of Sexual Fantasies

1.1 The Holy Bag Creator
1.2 Orgies
1.3 Experimental Psychologists
1.4 Aluminum Foil
1.5 Torture

2 Causes for Sexual Fantasies

2.1 Frustration
2.2 Loneliness
2.3 Insatiability
2.4 Trucking
2.5 Reading

3 Discussion

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Bone Chocolate

Posted on February 17th, 2007 by William.
Categories: You can't make this up..

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Marina Malvada has started selling chocolate skulls. Yep, a mold was made from an actual human skull, then created chocolate skulls. She’s spent quite a bit of time working with Belgian white chocolate and a little milk chocolate until she got the perfect tone and flavor, naming the new blend “Bone Chocolate”.

Go over to Chocolateskulls.com to select what chocolate you’d like, White, Dark, Semisweet, or Bone.

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WARNING: This Story Leads to a Sick Website

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by William.
Categories: General, Humor.

CLICK HERE for original site (Coeds with Colds).

If the picture of someone with a cold gets you hot, then you’re gonna love this story.

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Frontier Medicine

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by William.
Categories: General.

So I’m going on three weeks of feeling ill and just can’t shake whatever the hell bug is going around, but is too much of a wimp to kill me - nevermind my begging. Yesterday, I went to the doctor’s office to get some insight as to why the usual arsenal hasn’t made a dent in this bug. Let’s go back for a moment and reveal that one person in a facility I frequent has been diagnosed with Legionare’s disease. So after seeing the warnings of it, I mention to the Dr during the exam and I launched back into Frontier Medicine 101. She starts checking off all sorts boxes on the list of stuff to do, X-rays, urine sample, phlem sample (although they had a better term for it), and.. get this… two blood samples - from different sites.

Um.. I’d like to think the breakthrough that blood circulates throughout the body has been mentioned in medical school. I can only hope they aren’t under the impression there’s two hearts, one for each side of the body. So I go to get blood drawn and find out the person in the medical facility doesn’t have the right gadget or whatchamacallit to get a sample of my blood. I guess the other glass test tubes would be no match for my possibly Vulcan blood, or acid or whatever. So I get directions on where to go, almost head out to the car, then realize it’s just down the hall is the place to get the X rays. Wait, and wait, then the x-rays are complete. Still no special powers. Damn. Then across town to the place that has the special whatchamacallit that can stand up to my blood and allow them to sample it. Have I mentioned that I hate needles? So she takes the left arm first and gets the life force from it. Then she is putting the needle into the right arm.. just a note to those others that might have missed a couple of days of medical school.. do not allow your arm to twitch and bend right after they put in the needle. I swear I could feel it scrape the bone. Finally they get enough blood, I think there’s a secret vampire food bank being run out of this place at night, with modern science it’s hard to believe they need that much of a sample. Finally I go home, completely worn out and no where enough energy to take on the pharmacy. I did however have enough energy to envy those lucky bastards in the graveyard that I passed by.

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